Sunday, August 16, 2015

Blowjob from Your Stalker Review

So today, we have Blowjob from your Stalker by Patient Lee. I got this book when it was being
Cover is definitely succinct and to the point.
I mean seriously, you can't get any more
to the point than this!
offered for free, so hurray for free! (Free books are the BEST books!) It's for sale on Amazon for $0.99 which is a good deal, because the story itself is rather short. It has a decent length excerpt teaser for another book at the end.

This story is basically a letter from a dude's stalker who writes him but doesn't send the letters. She saw him one night and was instantly in love, but didn't talk to him that night. She got to know him through mutual friends later... yet still hasn't really talked to him or asked him out. Instead, she writes obsessive letters and doesn't send them. And does drive-bys of his house. The title of the book pretty much details the whole of the story: this letter details a blowjob she imagines giving him.

This is a ... very odd story, and I enjoyed it, but I had a problem with it which I'll detail later. For now, the good stuff! The description of the blowjob was amazing. A-MAZE-ING. Obviously, I'm not a dude so I can't vouch for the male side of things, but from the female side of things? Yeah. I mean, yeah. Patient nailed it from the woman's POV. It's an extremely fun, extremely sexy, extremely pleasurable thing to do for your partner and yourself and the description here is fucking awesome. I was seriously in awe of this woman's writing chops. The story evocative... and here's where I get to the dubious bad.

It's short, and while that's usually not a problem, here it is. This story BEGS for more. It was like opening up in the middle of a book, reading an excerpt which made you wonder how they got there, and where they're going... and then closing the book and never reading it again. I'm left to wonder what happened? Did she ever send it? How long had she been stalking him? Did she ever escalate? There is a whole Single White Female-esque story here, which the written prose just scratched the surface of. This could be a thriller novel, a mystery novel, an erotica novel... the potential here is amazing... and unrealized. It's frustrating when you find something like this. I want to read more, and while usually this is a good thing because that's what all authors want, here it leaves me frustrated. I know there's no sequels or prequels. It's just a quick segment, a slice of someone's life. An interesting potentially crazy someone's life. Is she crazy? Is she actually stalking him? I want to know!

Like I said, normally brevity in erotica is not a thing to be frowned upon, but in this case, Patient raises so many questions (at least for me) it was terribly distracting. The sex was hot, the description was hot, the prose was tight and well-edited. Even if there were any mistakes, I didn't see 'em because I was so into it. However, when I got to the end and realized it WAS the end, I was disappointed because... so many unanswered questions. If she ever expanded this (especially if she went the crazy Fatal Attraction way), I would be all over this in a heartbeat. As it is, sometimes... it can be too short. However, if you just want a quick, crazy hot read of a blowjob blow by blow, this is for you. If you're like me and want more meat in your story, you may end up like me and be disappointed. I'd still heartily recommend it, and give it 7 of 10 crazy stalker letters (does she include hair or nail clippings? Does she have a shrine at home? Seriously, it's a testament to her writing ability that I'm still thinking about these things).

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